I can survive -31°C with blowing snow and a windchill of -45°C, but I cannot deal with 31°C.
How much dick do I gotta suck to get couple hundred bucks? I mean I’m about to put up a Craigslist posting. I need money.
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
we’re all really sad people wanting to help everyone but refuse help at the same time
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I did this and now she’s gay.
when you go from
"why don’t they want me?"
"F%@k ‘em, their loss"
5 people watching a movie turned into 6 people being annoying and 4 people being uncomfortable and we didn’t even watch the movie.
I try to hang out with people and I try to do happy, fun things, but people still hate me and I just can’t deal with it anymore.
When the financial aid office giving you the run around
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated