Thought Temple in the Woods

tuxedobirds:

I can survive -31°C with blowing snow and a windchill of -45°C, but I cannot deal with 31°C.

How much dick do I gotta suck to get couple hundred bucks? I mean I’m about to put up a Craigslist posting. I need money.

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

Not good for anything.

frikfrakpattywack:

we’re all really sad people wanting to help everyone but refuse help at the same time

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

I did this and now she’s gay.

youngblackandvegan:

that moment 

when you go from

"why don’t they want me?"

to

"F%@k ‘em, their loss"

5 people watching a movie turned into 6 people being annoying and 4 people being uncomfortable and we didn’t even watch the movie.

525600percentdone:

I try to hang out with people and I try to do happy, fun things, but people still hate me and I just can’t deal with it anymore.

just stay positive
Anonymous

keeezy:

Fuck that

2am-poetry:

When the financial aid office giving you the run around 

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does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
Anonymous

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated